BREAKING NEWS: Clever Marketing throws caution (and humans) to the wind, becoming the world’s first 100% AI-powered digital marketing agency! That’s right, folks; forget coffee-fuelled brainstorming sessions and late-night design tweaks. We’ve traded in our keyboards for complex algorithms and our desks for server racks as the whole Clever Marketing team is completely replaced by bots. What does this mean for you? Blazing-fast content creation: Say goodbye to writer’s block! Our new AI overlords will churn out SEO-optimised blog posts, social media captions, and ad copy at lightning speed. Unparalleled campaign optimisation: Our AI brains will analyse data like nobody’s business, continuously tweaking your PPC campaigns and social media strategies for maximum ROI. Unwavering efficiency: No more pesky human emotions like frustration or the need for a bathroom break. Our new AI team will work tirelessly, 24/7, to ensure your marketing machine never sleeps, except maybe for the occasional system update… But wait, there’s more! We haven’t just replaced our content creators and campaign managers – we’ve gone full robot revolution! Meet our new AI account managers: Say goodbye to pesky phone calls and awkward small talk. Our new AI-powered digital account managers will oversee all communication with lightning speed and laser focus. AI design that’s out of this world: Forget about explaining your vision to a highly experienced graphic designer. Our all-new AI design team will craft stunning visuals based on your brand guidelines and… well, a whole lot of data. Prepare to be amazed (or slightly terrified) by the results! And we’re not stopping there… It’s not just our creative and digital marketing that’s been replaced by robots – all of our admin staff, everyone in accounting, and even the business development department, including the managing director, are now 100% automated. The future is now, and it’s powered by AI! P.S. Don’t worry, our human overlords (we mean, management team) are still here… for now. They’re just enjoying a well-deserved Easter break on a secluded island with limited internet access. Happy April Fools’ Day! Clever Marketing is a 100% human-owned and managed digital marketing agency with the exact people skills you need for your next project. Give us a call on 01276 402 381 and we’ll be happy to discuss your next website design , SEO or PPC campaign.
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